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Barrera

pariatur commodo sunt nulla

18 Mar 16

Blair

mollit excepteur sit

01 May 16

Christy

laboris ex

29 Mar 16

Copeland

adipisicing sit

25 Apr 16

Harper

non dolore Lorem

27 Apr 16

Odessa

aliqua officia esse commodo

28 Apr 16

Shauna

nulla sunt minim elit ullamco

01 May 16

Abbott

I never sign anything until I pretend to read it first..

Arnold

Looks like Andrew Jackson's been tossed to the back of the bus.

Barrera

Love is going to bed early.Marriage is going to sleep early.

Blair

I would be unstoppable. If i could just get started.

Boyle

'GOOD MORNING COFFEE'....Meet your maker!!!!

Christy

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Copeland

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Estes

What comes after the man bun hairstyle? The he-hive!

Harper

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

Helen

Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who's giving them medical attention?

Henderson

I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Josefina

The fastest way to being happy is to make other people happy. You go first

Katina

If I was a rat,,, I wouldn't give anyone my ass.

Lily

A zip line but from the sofa to the fridge

Mai

If a girl tells you she has a nipple ring, the only correct response is 'I don't believe you.'

Nancy

Prison counts as a gated community, right?

Nora

I never date left handed women. Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

Odessa

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Reyna

I can't wait for summer in Canada...

Shauna

My take home pay doesn’t ven take me home.

Shepard

I don't speak Spanish, but I'm pretty sure 'Dora' means 'annoying'

Tillman

Trevino

Apparently, a rat and a plastic tube does not count as a DIY abortion kit.

Tyson

I'm wondering why life keeps teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn...

Velazquez

Modulation in all things.

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Quickly come to the meeting room 1B, we have a big server issue

20 Mar 16 15:14

I’m having breakfast right now, can’t you wait for 10 minutes?

20 Apr 16 15:14

We are losing money! Quick!

01 May 16 15:14

It’s not my money, you know. I will eat my breakfast and then I will come to the meeting room.

01 May 16 15:20

You are the worst!

01 May 16 15:30

We are losing money! Quick!

01 May 16 16:30

It’s not my money, you know. I will eat my breakfast and then I will come to the meeting room.

01 May 16 16:34

You are the worst!

01 May 16 16:39

We are losing money! Quick!

01 May 16 16:49

It’s not my money, you know. I will eat my breakfast and then I will come to the meeting room.

02 May 16 14:49

You are the worst!

02 May 16 15:49

We are losing money! Quick!

02 May 16 16:30

It’s not my money, you know. I will eat my breakfast and then I will come to the meeting room.

02 May 16 16:40

You are the worst!

02 May 16 16:49

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In 32 Minutes, Room 1B

Public Beta Release

11:00 PM

Dinner with David

17:30 PM

Q&A Session

20:30 PM

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